CFB NUKETOWN
Happy saturday speds welcome to CFB nuketown, lets make some fucking coin for your pockets today. Last night, the boys and I hit the club, where we were surrounded by an epic crowd and unlimited double D blondes all night. The night took a turn when I stumbled into a wishing well, yes, a real well. I think I thought there was a banana puff bar down there or some shit that I wanted a cheef of. I don't remember exactly what happened, I was a full bottle of slurp juice deep. After being MIA for an hour, I emerged with a wild tale from an elf that was chain smoking darts down there who kindly let me bum a few advising me on life’s mysteries, proclaiming, "If you don’t listen to Moti today, you better crack open a book and get educated" I'm taking that experience I lived through in real life as a sign from god that Moti is going to buy me a lambo with his PP pick of the day. Today Moti got us with a PP 2 legger: Joey Gallo More than 2.5 Total Bases, parlay that with Kyle Schwarber more than 3.5 Total Bases. After you place that go to the nearest wall and punch a fucking hole in it so you can hide all the cheese this lay makes you in the wall and away from all the pigeons asking you for money after they see you cash this. LFG DT TO THE MOON!